Day at the beach...ok, reservoir.

Pre-kid day at the beach:
Noon: wake up, have a bloody mary
12:30-6pm: Hit the beach, drink, play catch and or drinking games, tan one side 30 min., swim, tan other side 30 min., swim, repeat rest of the afternoon. Go home and get ready to go out with a nice golden tan all over your body.

Beach with kid:
6 a.m.-noon: feed baby, play, nap, feed baby, play, nap, vacuum and pick up house, mow the lawn.
noon-2:00-get together everything needed for beach and baby, feed baby, play, nap.
2:00-2:30 Finally at beach....feed baby hunched under an umbrella, because you forgot chairs.
2:30-2:40 play catch with husband, because he has talked about it all morning, while baby hangs out on blanket staring at sand.
2:40-baby starts crying so take him to water to put his feet in.
2:42-baby starts crying
2:45-put baby back in car seat to relax and hopefully nap...
2:45 and 30 sec-baby starts screaming
2:50-3:15 walk baby around under shade tree to try and calm down...switching off with husband so you can jump in the water for 2 seconds to cool off.
3:15-3:45-rock baby under umbrella hunched over because you forgot the %$#^ chairs!!
3:45-3:55-baby falls asleep and you attempt to put him back in his car seat.
3:55-4:00-baby wakes up and starts screaming, pour out your warm beer you had 2 sips from. Pack everything up and go home.
Put the kid down for a nap, and go and play corn hole in the back yard with husband with a nice golden tan on your shins.

Keep Austin weird.

Here is Austin supporting local business's in Austin. Of course we couldn't resist getting him this onesie.

Look how mad he is at me. Do you think it's because he feels the koozie is too much?

I'm kind of a big deal....

Austin's crib smells of rich mahogany, and he has many leather bound books....

Josh loves Anchor Man, so where he found this shirt I have no idea.

He loves his new hat!!

I just think this picture is cute. I was tickling his feet.

This is what happens when I leave Josh alone with him for 2 seconds. Sorry he likes big sunglasses like the celebrities.

We went to a dinner party the other night. The theme was Olympics, so every course was from a different country. Josh and I had to dress up...(yes, we were the only ones.) We were the silver medal ping pong champions. Silver, because it was easy to make, and Josh told everyone USA never wins gold in ping pong. Austin was on the baseball team.

Compare and Contrast

There is a teaching term for you.




So here is a picture of me and Austin at 3 months. I think Austin has my smile for sure. And why is everything in the 70's yellow?















Sigh...his hair...it's almost so sad it's funny. Josh wants to cut it. I'm like babies can get away with a patch on their head here and there.








Just in case you were wondering yes, the other side looks the same.






His rooster tail on top just waving in the wind.









Had him in his "car", and found this cute hat that said vroom, vroom, on it....uh....3-9 months my a**. He looks like an elf.







Austin trying to help dad clean out the junk drawer. I never knew scissors, and paper clips were so mesmerizing.









Bird therapy....he has been doing this a lot lately. Just rolling on his side, and chatting with the bird.

3 months old!

My blue eyed boys hanging out together.

Drooling and flexing my feet in the bumbo seat. This thing is awesome. Put him in this on the counter, while I am cooking, he loves it.

Such a snob. He will only take baths now if he has his robe on before and after.

Josh came into our bedroom and said, "Why have we not figured this out yet?" I came out and see him staring at the TV, just loving life. Of course he likes friends like his mom.

You know you've been married awhile when...

Your husband buys you a gift certificate to Vicroria's Secret for your anniversary, and you come home with pajama bottoms. Not silk or satin....good ole' 100% cotton pajama bottoms.

I've never been happier.